i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
me when i am mildly inconvenienced:
thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:
no no it's fine i've had worse
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
true love is when you buy the hard copy of an album even though you’ve already illegally downloaded it
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
so i heard this song by a band and here I am three years later with horrible grades and great taste in music
why do you persist in making horror stuff, isn't that a man's job? girls don't understand real horror.
does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight
all you know is how to shut people out
I’m a multi-shipper and I can usually reason, rationalize, or justify behind most ships, but man, when I NOTP, I NOTP hard. I’m so salty and bitter about ships I despise (don’t worry don’t worry I don’t tag my hate or anything).
oh god, this is me.
#when I hate a pairing #I HATE a pairing #I will blacklist it to death#i will saviour the shit out of it
*eats you out but just as a friend*
I am utterly fascinated by the idea of Kankri as the broken remains of what was once an incredibly reckless action player
Like how the other two seers were super reckless and actiony and sort of under this illusion of control and infallibility before they fucked up
And I’m just screaming to myself kankri what did you DO I WANT TO KNOW SO BAD WHAT DID YOU FUCK UP THAT YOU’RE SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO UNFUCK WITH INCOMPETENT SJW RHETORIC WHERE IS THE FANFIC ABOUT THE SEER OF BLOOD SEEING ACTUAL BLOOD